Aries: Be kinder; courtesy opens doors and gates better than a blow of... horns.
Taurus: If the traffic light is taking time, it's not a good idea to see red and fly off the handle.
Gemini: Avoid partners with double zodiac signs this month; multiple fights are not recommended.
Cancer: Low self-esteem? Try cooking the recipe of the month in this blog from "Something will come out of it - recipes for dummies": You can't fail!
Leo: Lower your mane and if you are wrong, learn to apologise.
Virgo: Leave the sink pipes alone; you are not "Bob the Builder". She was going to call a real plumber anyway.
Libra: Weigh your words before you get a flying slipper in your face.
Scorpio: Look under the bed: sometimes what you are looking for is right under your nose.
Sagittarius: Colin, if you are reading this, please know that I have ticked all your boxes.
Capricorn: Is your money going down? Hire a new accountant!
Aquarius: It is time to make a decision about a matter you know well.
Pisces: Wake up and smell the coffee - your smartphone is probably in the freezer!
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